Contact, post one

So far I've been abducted by a bald man and his pet sheep-cat, carted around the world to hunt down green crystal shards, stabbed random animals with a blunt knife, met a naked chef and was given his costume which gives me the ability to cook all that raw meat I picked up off those dead animals, and subsequently learned how to cook.

Needless to say the game's been a blast so far, and I don't even know who the bad guys are.

- E